Etichetă: peace

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that’s taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren’t they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Actual Newspaper Headlines, 2.6 out of 5 based on 5 ratings

Cautari:

• poiezii despre primavara
• ghicitori
• ghicitori despre primavara
• bancuri ring
• ghicitori cu haz
• uraturi
• anegdoate despre animaluti
• gicitori despre invatatori
• anegdoate cu bula
• poiezi despre copii cu divizibilitati

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