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Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter [Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that’s taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren’t they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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bookmark_borderKiss Day

Savarina de Weekend este un pamflet si trebuie tratat ca atare. Emisiunea este o radiografie ludica a unei societati cosmopolite moderne.
Intentia si scopul acestui show sunt sa topografieze la vedere atentia, vigilenta si cunostintele unora prin umor subtil si interviuri nonconformiste.
In niciun caz nu ne propunem sa prejudiciem imaginea unei persoane sau a unei stari de fapt, ci sa corectam prin satira si umor ce se mai poate corecta.
In concluzie, ”nimeni, niciodata, sa nu ne fure zambetul.” Don Machiavelli

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Oamenii au uitat ca rostul lor genetic e sa fie pelerini ai binelui, ai iubirii si ai pacii. Controversatul realizator tv, Don Machiavelli, pacifist din fire, a invitat lumea sa-si reaminteasca de aceasta importanta sarbatoare a armoniei, Peace Day!